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Polka Dot chocolate and gummies for grown-ups who like their evenings slow and their company good. Pull up a chair — the Don saved you a seat.

  • Third-party lab tested
  • Small-batch, hand-wrapped
  • Adults 21+ only
The Don, Mellow Mafia's polka-dot mascot, tipping his fedora from a green leather armchair

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Chocolate

Polka Dot Chocolate Bar — The Original

Crafted with premium Belgian milk chocolate couverture, this classic chocolate bar delivers a luxuriously smooth, creamy texture and rich, indulgent flavor. Made with carefully selected natural ingredients, it offers a timeless chocolate experience with exceptional quality in every bite.

$40.00

Chocolate

Polka Dot Chocolate Bar — Good Luck Charms

A playful twist on a nostalgic favorite, this indulgent chocolate bar combines crisp, colorful cereal pieces with fluffy marshmallow bits, all wrapped in a smooth layer of rich, creamy white chocolate. Each bite delivers the perfect balance of crunchy texture, velvety sweetness, and childhood-inspired flavor for a treat that's as fun as it is satisfying.

$40.00

Chocolate

Polka Dot Chocolate Bar — Intense Dark

Created for discerning chocolate enthusiasts, this exceptional dark chocolate bar offers a bold, sophisticated flavor experience. Rich cocoa depth, silky smooth texture, and refined notes come together to create an indulgent masterpiece for those who appreciate the art of fine chocolate.

$40.00

Chocolate

Polka Dot Chocolate Bar — Penny Cup

A decadent milk chocolate creation crafted for true peanut butter connoisseurs. Each bite reveals a luscious, creamy peanut butter center enveloped in silky smooth milk chocolate, creating the perfect balance of rich cocoa sweetness and irresistible nutty flavor.

$40.00

The Don giving a knowing wink and a point

Meet the Don

Every family needs someone at the head of the table.

Ours wears pinstripes and polka dots. The Don keeps a chair warm for anyone who walks through the door, remembers your favorite flavor, and never rushes a good evening.

Every bar is wrapped by people who care how it tastes. Everyone who comes in is family.

Our story

Third-party lab tested

Every batch is accounted for.

  • Lab-tested every batch

    Each batch is tested by an independent lab before it ships.

  • Batch number on every pack

    Find it on your wrapper and look up the certificate of analysis yourself.

  • Small-batch, hand-wrapped

    Made in limited runs and finished by hand for real quality control.

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